I've been so distracted by Britney Spears I almost let this one slip by... almost.The Daily Mail tells us that Tom Cruise fears that galactic ruler Xenu is planning a revenge attack against Earth, so he's building a bunker to keep him and his family safe. The Daily Mail reports:
"Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.
It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying
shelter. The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including
wife Katie Holmes 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella,
14, and Connor, 12."
I want to believe aliens are the reason Tom built a bunker, I do, but it’s time to face reality: the bunker is for Katie Holmes. He probably feels bad about locking her in the closet so he’s upgrading her living conditions. But, hey, protecting her from Klaatu or whoever? Space aliens? That's a good reason too.
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