Sunday, September 16, 2007

K-Fed: Another TKO

Our beloved Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had an impromptu meeting last week at the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan who represents Kevin. The meeting was Britney’s idea. She seems to be in panic mode after the VMAs. People reports:

“Britney asked for [the meeting]. She wants to put an end to this
public debacle," says the Spears source. “However, Kevin [has] refused. He needs
more money so he's determined to win this.”


"Court documents released Aug. 30 show that Spears's income is
$737,868 a month and that Ferderline receives $20,000 a month in spousal support but has no “net income after business expenses.”


Man, where do I even begin? The obvious one: Kevin Federline has business expenses? I don’t know about that. Sounds a bit suspect, but not really important in the scheme of things. He’s practically Mother Teresa when compared to Britney. To prove my point, last week we celebrated Jayden’s first birthday. While Kevin threw him a pool party on Sunday, my sources tell me Britney bought the kid a Happy Meal and a fedora “just like mommy’s.” Two minutes later, while stuck in traffic, she ate the meal, the hat and half of the passenger seat cover... but it's okay, 'cause it was fake fur. While it's not safe to eat and drive, Britney had her bases covered: Jayden was driving.

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