Sunday, January 31, 2010

Port Man, Too!


You want a t-shirt with a giant AV panel on the back? Then you're in luck, because Threadless has them for $18 ($45 for a hoodie).

Friday, January 29, 2010

Worth 1,000

So, we're told this is a picture of the internet:

Uh-huh. And where's the nudity?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Disturbing....

I'm not familiar with South Korean girl band Wonder Girls, but, to my credit, I stopped listening to new music in the 90's. But maybe you have. Regardless, this is a video of a bunch of stormtroopers dancing to their smash hit "Nobody..." and I think I speak for the entire Galactic Empire when I say, "WHAT THE F*** DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE DOING?"



I smell a round of Force-chokes coming on!

And So It Goes Away

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010

Throwback... Throw Up... Same Difference.

Remember when an amazing movie like E.T. would become a dismal video game like this that would end up largely buried in a New Mexico landfill?

Relive the days of horrible film-to-video-game adaptations with this gallery of modern films reduced to Atari-level game covers!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Pun-Colored Glasses

Want to view life as one long-ass episode of Mystery Science Theater? Who doesn't, amirite? Well now you can thanks to these Mystery Science Theater 3000 glasses! Unfortunately, you'll still have to provide your own witty banter.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

At Last I Can Sleep!

Ever wondered what Disney princesses would look like dressed as their villains? WELL, WONDER NO MORE MY CARTOON-LOVING COMPADRES!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Lampoon Or Tribute?



Either way, Jay's an ass. Though, if he does wind up leaving NBC after all, it turns out he can make me laugh. Whoda' thunk?

Monday, January 11, 2010

Lead Balloons

From the age before color.

How zeppelins were made! And no, Page and Plant weren't involved. Go figure. Go know.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Underneath The Bunker

The man on the left is Professor Henry Markram. Based on this picture alone he's clearly a mad scientist. Don't believe me?
"Professor Henry Markram, a doctor-turned-computer engineer, announced that his team would create the world's first artificial conscious and intelligent mind by 2018.

"And that is exactly what he is doing.

"On the shore of Lake Geneva, this brilliant, eccentric scientist is building an artificial mind. A Swiss - it could only be Swiss - precision- engineered mind, made of silicon, gold and copper.

"The end result will be a creature, if we can call it that, which its maker believes within a decade may be able to think, feel and even fall in love."

Riiiiiiiiight. No big deal... what's the worse that could happen?


Saturday, January 09, 2010

Friday, January 08, 2010

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

The Dude Abideth

Click the pic!

"O unrightful judge!

This forfeiture is set in iron law

As drawn by great authority of league.
One roll might well determine that our side
Advance to glory; or be instead retired

As moss upon a tree-stump, while the
Smoke
Drifts out to glorious summer.
Canst thou hear

The call of robin redbreasts?
If robin shall
Restore amends, we must serve justice
Here. Be I wrong?"

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Monday, January 04, 2010

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Death By Chocolate By Chocolateweapons.com

Yeah, so you can get a hollow gun for $25 or a solid one for $30. Alternatively, for $6 I'll beat you within an inch of your life with a Snickers bar.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Tequilabot, Nooooooooo!

Now are you convinced?



Given any opportunity, a robot will leave you for dead and go get drunk.

Friday, January 01, 2010