Friday, November 27, 2015

Thursday, November 26, 2015

We Would be Honored if You Would Join Us.

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." ~Jon Stewart

Friday, November 20, 2015

File Under:

Things you find (and maybe shove in your pocket for free WiFi)  in Hyatt ballrooms you shouldn't be entering.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

The Best Thing I Said Today!

"Who's Brian Keith in this scenario?"

Friday, November 13, 2015

The Best Thing I Said Today.


Regarding the relative merits of Kale salad:

"What doesn't Kale you makes you stronger!"

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Gone, Gone, Gone.

“The letter said that they were two feet high, and green., and shaped like plumber's friends. Their suction cups were on the ground, and their shafts, which were extremely flexible, usually pointed to the sky. At the top of each shaft was a little hand with a green eye in its palm. The creatures were friendly, and they could see in four dimensions. They pitied Earthlings for being able to see only three. They had many wonderful things to teach Earthlings, especially about time. Billy promised to tell what some of those wonderful things were in his next letter.

"Billy was working on his second letter when the first letter was published. The second letter started out like this:

"The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist. The Tralfamadorians can look at all the different moments just that way we can look at a stretch of the Rocky Mountains, for instance. They can see how permanent all the moments are, and they can look at any moment that interests them. It is just an illusion we have here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone it is gone forever.

"When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in a bad condition in that particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is "so it goes.”

― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

In LaBeouf.

Shia LaBeouf wants you to watch him watch all of his movies.

It's now legal to kill him in 48 US states.

Monday, November 09, 2015

Sunday, November 08, 2015

Paws Like Me!

Answer a few questions and get matched with the perfect pet!

I tried it! The results? Much better than the results I got from "Spies Like Us."

Tuesday, November 03, 2015

Sunday, November 01, 2015

Fantastic Force.

"A long time ago in a Halloween far, far away...." --Neil Patrick Harris, who posted this photo of his family on Halloween 2015
The Neil Patrick Harris family for the Halloween win!