Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Sunday, December 20, 2009

I Mean...

What the hell is that?

Thanks, Google Maps. I guess.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Boo.

So, remember that scene in Batman when Vicki throws water in the Joker's face and the flesh-colored makeup melts away, revealing the true, alabaster skin below?



What was my point?

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Oh! Henry!

The Gift of the Magi Indian Giver - From Cruel Shoes

by Steve Martin

Carolyn wanted so much to give Roger something nice for Christmas, but they didn’t have much money, and they had to spend every last cent on candy for the baby. She walked down the icy streets and peered into shop windows. “Roger is so proud of his shinbones. If only I could find some way to get money to buy shinbone polish.”

Just then, a sign caught her eye. “Cuticles bought and sold.” Many people had told Carolyn of her beautiful cuticles, and Roger was especially proud of them, but she thought, “This is the way I could buy Roger the shinbone polish!” And she rushed into the store.

Later at home, she waited anxiously as Roger came up the steps of their flat. He opened the door and wobbled over to the fireplace, suspiciously holding one arm behind his back.

“Merry Christmas!” they both said, almost simultaneously.

Roger spoke. “Hey, Nutsy, I got you a little something for Christmas.” “Me too,” said Carolyn, and they exchanged packages.

Carolyn hurriedly opened her package staring in disbelief. “Cuticle Frames?! But Roger, I sold my cuticles so I could afford to buy you some shinbone polish!”

Shinbone polish!” said Roger, “I sold my shinbones to buy you the cuticle frames!” Roger wobbled over to her.

“Well, I’ll be hog-tied,” said Carolyn.

“You will? Oh, boy!” said Roger.

And it turned out to be a great Christmas after all.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Friday, December 04, 2009

If You Build It...

He will come! And no way you get coal this year!

Thursday, December 03, 2009