Just... Don't. Okay?

This is a video of the workers in a Microsoft store dancing around and clapping like the bunch of out-of-shape retail employees they are.

"The Blackeyed Peas compel the employees at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, California to break out in dance, let their hair down and have some fun. This is an amazing store, the employees seem really excited and engaged, almost happy to be at work. My favorite parts are when people walking in the mall come inside the store, join in the dancing and have some fun. The amazing thing is that people are in the store for hours, they love interacting with the software and learning about new technology."

Wow, like THAT doesn't sound like the biggest bunch of promotional bullshit I've ever read. People spending hours in a retail store, really? THEY'RE CALLED HOMELESS. The last time I ever spent hours in a retail establishment my mom forgot me at Capwells while I was playing in the middle of a clothes rack and they closed the store for the night.

Ruh-roh!

I'd like to see Scoob and the gang try pulling THAT dude's mask off. "Ruh-roh" is right!

Stands For:

Lunatics

So, remember how NASA tried to blow up the moon to get at its molten cheese core? Well apparently they discovered a 'significant' amount of water in the process. Science!

"The discovery was announced by project scientist Anthony Colaprete at a midday news conference. "Indeed, yes, we found water," he said.

"The find is based on preliminary data collected when the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite, or LCROSS, intentionally crashed October 9 into the permanently shadowed region of Cabeus crater near the moon's south pole.

"After the satellite struck, a rocket flew through the debris cloud, measuring the amount of water and providing a host of other data, Colaprete said.

"The discovery opens a new chapter in our understanding of the moon," the space agency said in a written statement shortly after the briefing began."

Hell yes! A new chapter in understanding the moon!

CHAPTER 6: Water On The Moon

There is water on the moon. Specifically, frozen water.

THE END

Sorry, Kids.

HEMAriffic!

CLICK!

Then just let the page load, sit back, and buckle in!

(Thanks Ben!)

Happy Day Of No Consequence!

De-Sethified

Huh.



I would have thought quick, throwaway joke asides illustrating an outlandish scenario just described would have been one of his secrets, too. Live and learn, I guess.

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If YOU Didn't Ask For It, Who Did?

"[Director Peter] Berg himself has said that the film is a contemporary story of an international five-ship fleet engaged in a very dynamic, violent and intense battle, BUT he didn't say anything or give any details about the enemy. "THAT WAS TILL NOW. "A source has confirmed with me that the enemies will be ALIENS!"

Aliens! Of course! I always knew man alone didn't possess the microtechnology necessary to construct a ship only two pegs long.

8-Bit Princess

Nothing

Gimme!

Every Picture Tells A Story, Mamet?

Is That You, Chewie?

Please note: whether you follow the instructions or not, you're gonna end up looking stupid. Just a heads-up.

Filthy Animals

First of all, I thought we all agreed to call it "H1N1" or the "Swine Flu" and NOT the "Mexican Flu." Jeeze, no need to point fingers. Obvious racism aside, Belgian telecommunications company Telenet has suggested a way to shake hands in which we can still greet each other, but without actually making human contact: the airshake.

"...we desperately need a new way of greeting each other, since greeting is the cornerstone of our social and political life. It's a sign of mutual respect, friendship and equality. As of today we propose to replace the firm handshake by an airshake, that's a handshake without touching one another. So concerned are they, they even created a short video demonstration with Jarabe Tapatio--aka the Mexican Hat Dance--as the soundtrack."

That's right, they used the Mexican Hat Dance. Are all Belgians this racist? Because I will boycott their waffles.

Suck It, Don Draper!

PS: Scam... but cool all the same.

Walken It Off

Dia de los Muertos

Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I Got A Rock

Actually, That IS My Father's Oldsmobile

Sigh.