Thursday, December 31, 2015

Happy New Year!

"Science sent the Hubble telescope out into space, so it could capture light and the absence thereof, from the very beginning of time. And the telescope really did that. So now we know that there was once absolutely nothing, such a perfect nothing that there wasn't even nothing or once." ~Kurt Vonnegut

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Forced Out.


So it wasn't just my life that was ruined by the prequels? Go know.

Monday, December 28, 2015

Dammit.

“If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The ace of spades, the ace of spades."

"Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil
Going with the flow, it's all a game to me
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you
Double up or quit, double stake or split
The ace of spades, the ace of spades."

"You know I'm born to lose and gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't wanna live for ever
And don't forget the joker."

"Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be

The ace of spades, the ace of spades."

Saturday, December 26, 2015

No PCS!

No PCS Gift Idea #3: Flower power.

No PCS Gift Idea #2: Trudgetrudgetrudgetrudgetrudgetrudgetrudgetrudge.


No PCS Gift Idea #1: Hug. Or hug not.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Tradition Is Important.

Tradition Is important.

Tradition is Important.

(Last Minute) Holiday Gift Ideas

That Shell station is open! So's that 7-11!


(Last Minute) Holiday Gift Idea #5: Everyone loves lube.

(Last Minute) Holiday Gift Idea #4: You'll see.

(Last Minute) Holiday Gift Idea #3: Under pressure.

(Last Minute) Holiday Gift Idea #2: Think pink.

(Last Minute) Holiday Gift Idea #1: Chaaaaaaaaaaaarge!

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Holiday Gift Ideas #96-99

Holiday Gift Idea #99: Mr. Chips are down.

Holiday Gift Idea #98: Livin' in the wild, wild West.
Holiday Gift Idea #97: Dink-a-dink-a-dink!

Holiday Gift Idea #96: We can re-buy him.



Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Holiday Gift Ideas #92-95


Holiday Gift Idea #95: Go Hawks!

Holiday Gift Idea #94: Go Hawks!

Holiday Gift Idea #93: Go Hawks!

Holiday Gift Idea #92: Go Hawks!

Monday, December 21, 2015

Holiday Gift Ideas #85-91:


Holiday Gift Idea #91: In the stream.

Holiday Gift Idea #90: Up, up and away!


Holiday Gift Idea #89: Junior Birdman!

Holiday Gift Idea #88: Vroom.

Holiday Gift Idea #87: Might as well.

Holiday Gift Idea #86: Jump.

Holiday Gift Idea #85: Out of this world.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Holiday Gift Ideas #78-84.

Holiday Gift Idea #84: Feeling hot, hot, hot.

Holiday Gift Idea #83: That's got bite!

Holiday Gift Idea #82: The Chosen.


Holiday Gift Idea #81: Yummy!

Holiday Gift Idea #80: The Snozberries taste like Snozberries!


Holiday Gift Idea #79: Chocowine!

Holiday Gift Idea #78: Cereal thriller.

Holiday Gift Idea #77: May the Pez be with you.

Holiday Gift Idea #76: It's what's for dinner.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Holiday Gift Ideas #72-77.

Holiday Gift Idea #77: "Damn yooouuuuu!"

Holiday Gift Idea #76: Rise.

Holiday Gift Idea #75: Guess you made a monkey out of me.

Holiday Gift Idea #74: You may not like what you find.


Holiday Gift Idea #73: Shall not wear ape.

Holiday Gift Idea #72: Allez au diable!

Friday, December 18, 2015

Holiday Gift Ideas #61-71.




Holiday Gift Idea #71: Chewie? Is that you?


Holiday Gift Idea #70: Artoo Detoo! It IS you! It IS you!


Holiday Gift Idea #69: Well, look at you.


Holiday Gift Idea #68: Han Solo! Tiglo carbon!


Holiday Gift Idea #67: I don't know... fly casual.


Holiday Gift Idea #66: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.


Holiday Gift Idea #65: I thought they smelled bad on the outside.


Holiday Gift Idea #64: That armor's too strong for blasters!


Holiday Gift Idea #63: I'm only a droid.


Holiday Gift Idea #62: I will finish what you started.


Holiday Gift Idea #61: He says it's a message for Obi Wan Kenobi.