Monday, February 29, 2016

The Day That Never Comes.

It was a good run! Next time, maybe Blondie shouldn't supply the soundtrack.

Sunday, February 28, 2016

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"I feel like it's Sunday night at Coachella, and I'm the last Porta-Potty."

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Confederancy Of Dunces. Or Donalds. Whatever.

Phew! The Wahlberg has spoken:

“Marco is a humble man who has not forgotten his roots, and he will fight to make sure that where you come from does not determine how far you can go. We need a leader like Marco to inspire a new Republican party and unite our nation, and I am proud to support him for President.”

Monday, February 22, 2016

Scarborough: Fair?

You wouldn't know a Liberal Media if one bit you on the ass and taped a "People Behaving Badly" segment about it.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Friday, February 19, 2016


"Neighbors bring food with death and flowers with sickness and little things in between. Boo was our neighbor. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a pair of good-luck pennies, and our lives. But neighbors give in return. We never put back into the tree what we took out of it: we had given him nothing, and it made me sad."
-To Kill a Mockingbird
Rest in peace, Harper Lee.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

You Keep Me Hangin' On.

Anyone who tells you that President Obama should wait, or that stonewalling his nominee is a good idea because "the American people should decide (in  the coming General election) needs to be reminded of one simple fact: the American people did decide. In 2008, and again in 2012. #letthepresidentbethepresident

Monday, February 15, 2016

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"What's sadder than a balloon in the dark?"

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Meet Me In Montauk.

more thinner than recall
more seldom than a wave is wet
more frequent than to fail

it is most mad and moonly
and less it shall unbe
than all the sea which only
is deeper than the sea

love is less always than to win
less never than alive
less bigger than the least begin
less littler than forgive

it is most sane and sunly
and more it cannot die
than all the sky which only
is higher than the sky

[love is more thicker than forget]

Saturday, February 13, 2016

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"Yeah? Well, once I was stuck on an escalator all day."

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Free To Be, You And Metallica.

I still don't know: "The Night Before..." free?

Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Yan Can Granite Expo.

Can anyone explain this to me? I haven't slept since I saw this commercial last year.

Monday, February 08, 2016

Jingo Fret.

Look, reciting the pledge of alegiance creeped me out as a tot. Matter of fact: I spent an entire fall murmuring the Green Lantern's oath instead each morning. The national anthem is about as weird to me. It's impossible to sing, and full of questions and no one's proud... mostly everyone is confused. It's both singularly American and obviously stupid... which I suppose is singularly American.

So I could give a shit who sings that pointless song before anything... but I was intrigued when They said Lady Gaga would sing it for Super Bowl 50.

I'm sure They made that decision for all the wrong, crass, commercial reasons... but holy fuuking shit did she show them. And us.

Sometimes it is the home of the brave, huh?

Friday, February 05, 2016

How The Relative Of The Mighty Has Fallen.

Please, please, ohhhhhpleeeeaaaaasssseeeeeee....

Thursday, February 04, 2016

Puppy Bowl!

It's pretty easy to be jaded about San Francisco's Super Bowl City... but guys! Hey, guys! PUPPIES!

Tuesday, February 02, 2016

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"At least I hope that's a Chihuahua."