Running Weird

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Larry Rudolph, Britney Spears' ex-manager, was "tracked down" and subpoenaed Thursday and must now testify in the custody battle between Britney and Kevin Federline. Larry had told Ryan Seacrest earlier last week that he was trying to avoid being served for fear of harming Britney’s case. People reports:

"Rudolph “was served about 30 minutes ago,” said Erin Tietsort, the
assistant manager at the Sunset Tan in West Los Angeles, on Thursday afternoon.
“He's employed here. He's part-owner.”

Tietsort described the process server as a 5'8" brunette in black
slacks and a buttoned-up shirt.

“We asked her who she was but she just said she had a meeting with
[Rudolph]. After he walked in he said, 'Can I help you?' and she just handed the
papers and left. He had no idea. He then said [to himself], ‘Oh, okay. Yeah.
They've been looking for me. This is for Britney Spears-Kevin Federline.’ I was
like, ‘Really?’ And he just stared out the window. You could tell he wasn't too
happy about it,” said Tietsort. "

There is only one plausible explanation for this turn of events: Larry Rudolph is absolutely, certifiably 100% retarded. Who publicly -on a syndicated radio show, no less- says they have damaging information about a high-profile celebrity tangled in a high-profile custody battle, then hides out in an establishment they own? Larry Rudolph. That’s who. In case you’re not fully convinced of the guy’s stupidity, here’s something to chew on: Larry Rudolph thought it was a good idea for Britney Spears to hang out with Paris Hilton.

I'm surprised he didn't hide in the court house.

NOTE: In the pic above? That's Larry Rudolph on the right, in happier times.