Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!

You know, I wasn't even sure who this person was, but the I looked her up in Wikipedia, and it turns out she's some sort of celebrity. Well, used to be, anyway.

Here's the news: Lindsay Lohan’s rehab stint is just about over! Granted, even though there’ve been rumors of her doing coke and having sex with guys in the bathroom while at the Cirque Lodge facility, close friends (that’s code for “publicist”) are saying she’s cleaned up and ready to come out. However Lindsay’s mom (the ever-lovin' Dina Lohan) is trying to deny Lindsay’s departure, according to the NY Daily News:

"A pal tells the Daily News the tamed wild child could be out as early as
this weekend but her mom, Dina Lohan, is trying to put the kibosh on that rumor.
Access Hollywood is reporting that show host and Dina Lohan pal Billy
Bush e-mailed her asking if LiLo is indeed getting out of the Cirque Lodge rehab
center in Sundance, Utah. Mama Lohan replied: 'Not true, staying in Utah.'"

I don't know about you guys, but I think Lindsay really needs to get back to her career. I mean it’s going so well. Her latest movie I Know Who Killed Me pretty much went straight to video. That’s good, right? People get to watch it right away instead of going to the movies. How awesome is that? And her singing career is just on the brink... poised to take off. Lindsay’s voice must be amazing from all those cigarettes and Jello/Antifreeze shots. Nothing sells more records than the raspy, over-produced wheeze of emphysema. Come on out, Lindsay, the world is your oyster!