Week 2 is in the books, and by some miracle I finished 4-0.That is to say, I played 4 games, and won 4 games, leaving 0 games un-won. I won every game. I lost none. So, if you figure that out of 4 games I won 4, and lost 0, that makes me... what's the term... "undefeated" for the week.
I am a fantasy football super genius.
Well, this week anyway.
Lookee:
Wealth & Beauty
East Division
Team
Potato 2 0 0
Minny's Meanies 1 1 0
Carl 1 1 0
Arsenal 0 2 0
Central Division
Team
The Mighty Bosh 2 0 0
CBS Sportsline.com sucks 1 1 0
Nadia's Team 1 1 0
Candy Cave Dwellers 0 2 0
West Division
Team
cannon ball 2 0 0
The Punctuation 1 1 0
Omegahedrons 1 1 0
Charlatans EC 0 2 0
Even more amazing than my win? Robert somehow lost again. He's off to an 0-2 start while the rest of us are chugging along at 1-1. Well, by the "rest of us" I mean everyone but Robert and, sadly, Joe. Joe's off to a less-than-stellar start... ummmm, no thanks to Nancy and I, since we're the ones who beat him the last two weeks. Oops.
Over in the ol' lone wolf league? I won!
Slobber Knockers 2
Central Division
Team
Cowboys from Hell 2 0 0
Mos Eisley Marauders 1 1 0
Steel Curtain 1 1 0
Florida Dolphins 0 2 0
East Division
Team
James Gang 2 0 0
Fightin' Squid 1 1 0
Ash Kickers 1 1 0
Second Stringers 0 2 0
West Division
Team
from bittercreek 2 0 0
packers 1 1 0
Denton County Saints 1 1 0
TPDG 0 2 0
I won! Did I mention that? It is, though, another one of those leagues that I share with the top-ranked team in the league, so despite my peformance, I'm stuck in 2nd behind the #1 team overall. You take the good and you take the bad, I guess... right Alan?
In the league Nancy and I share with nameless strangers? I won!
Idiots Legue
East Division
Team
Blue Meanies 2 0 0
The Steamrollers 1 1 0
NJ MAaTHiyAZ 1 1 0
goldminers 0 2 0
Central Division
Team
Pigs 2 0 0
Viagracide 1 1 0
Mighty Hamsters 1 1 0
Customs Cavity Searchers 0 2 0
West Division
Team
FesturingTaserWound 2 0 0
San Diego THUNDER 1 1 0
Mrs. The Lunatic 1 1 0
WARLORDS 0 2 0
I'm off to a 2-0 start here, and ruling my division. Nancy's doing well with a 1-1, and is probably more annoyed with the guy in her division who spells "festering" with a "u" than with her record. Well, for now, anyway.
Finally, in the office Yahoo league? I won!
Yahoo League
1. AllStar Chuck Norris 2-0-0
2. San Diego Zoo 2-0-0
3. Go Frenchy!! 2-0-0
4. Cincinnati Steamers 2-0-0
5. Arsenal 2-0-0
6. Tropical Depressions 2-0-0
7. Owens R Us 1-1-0
8. Rusty Trombones 1-1-0
9. Chuck A Ducks 1-1-0
10. Ninerjunky08 1-1-0
11. MB Blitz 1-1-0
12. DEM HOODSTARZ 1-1-0
13. Hot Pipin Carl 1-1-0
14. san jose 49ers 1-1-0
15. Anal Tongue Darts 0-2-0
16. Jumers Junkies 0-2-0
17. mmmmmm..beer 0-2-0
18. Blitzburgh 0-2-0
19. I Miss Baseball 0-2-0
20. Pig Skins & Beer 0-2-0
I'm off to another 2-0 start! Based on the current standings, the good news is my schedule looks pretty good. The bad news is I play Tony this Sunday, and though his record is worse than mine, his points are through the roof, so I'll certainly drop in the rankings if I lose. So I'm gonna' try to not do that. Lose, I mean. I've been doing some research, and that seems like a sound plan.
"One minute was enough, Tyler said, a person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection." ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
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