I swore to Julie this wouldn't ever be the "Lindsay Lohan Watch" blog, but dammit! I'm not made of stone, people!"Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital last Saturday after slipping and falling at a Fashion Week party and fracturing her wrist. Her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said the 20-year-old actress slipped and fell at the Milk Studios in New York, fracturing her wrist in two places. She was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital, and Sloane said Lindsay's mother drove in from Long Island to meet her. Sloane added that "there's a pending investigation" into the accident, after Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn't take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground."
We all remember how back in May Lindsay slipped and broke her foot trying to get out of the shower so this is sort of like her thing now. She's Lindsay Lohan, the girl who slips and breaks things. And if Lindsay Lohan, the girl who slips and breaks things, is serious about "investigating" the accident she could save herself a lot of time and effort by just asking random people to call her a dumbass. Because that's what the police will be doing when they receive a call from Linday Lohan asking them to stop tracking down murderers and look into why she falls down all the time.
NOTE: The answer, by the way, rhymes with "balcohol."
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