Wednesday, June 22, 2005

You Makin' a Mistake Right There, F'real*

I'm not one of those people who freaks out about second-hand smoke, or who hacks dramatically as smokers walk past on the street, but you've gotta' admit there's probably a good reason gynecologists don't smoke during prenatal exams, right?

Ben Affleck's a dick.

Oh, and if smoking around your pregnant wife isn't bad enough... howsabout making her carry the beverages from Starbucks to your SUV... and letting her wrassle with her own door once she gets there?

I say again: Ben Affleck is a dick.

And he can't gamble.

Or act.

And he wears a rug.

Dickety-Dick-Dick... Dick.

*Yeah... it's The Roots' "I Don't Care."

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