Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I am Lightning!



I knew I should have taken that job at CalPERS... shit.

So, all one has to be to reign as one of the top-paid State o' California employees (never mind the OT... don't need OT... OT's for losers who make less than 300k/year) is... well, Kevin Bacon in Quicksilver.

Now, I may not possess knowledge of "current literature, laws, regulations, and developments, as well as various agencies, that impact municipal Treasury activities," but I have saved Jamie Gertz from an evil, smack-talkin' drug dealer twice... and I do have a California driver's license... plus, you know, my own bike.

Oh yeah... I'll be tradin' these chains for wings....

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