This morning, a report on IMDB is claiming that “Strippers at New York club Scores are offering their services to troubled actor Christian Slater to help him avoid a sex pest tag. The movie star was arrested… on Tuesday for allegedly groping a woman on the street. But strippers at Scores… insist they'll come to his defense and testify he always keeps his hands to himself and behaves like ‘a perfect gentleman’ when he's a guest at the club.”
Strippers are good for many things. Many, many things... but generally not so good as a character witness in a sex-related trial. Being referred to as the best-behaved client at a strip club is like being referred to as the most-huggable Alaskan King Crab in the ice chest. If this is the best Christian can do in his defense, maybe it's time to put those plans for Heathers 2: Clique in Hand on hold and flee to Bolivia.
Hey, it worked for Butch & Sundance.
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