It's your first full week in months without the hoary promise of courtroom hijinx in beautiful midtown Santa Maria, California....
"Not guilty, on all counts."
Good for Michael and his fans, bad for the nation, since we now have to spend all kinds of time thinking up a new knee-jerk pedophile to use every time we don’t feel like making an effo- John Bolton.
Yeah, that’ll do.
The nation's new "Official Knee-Jerk Pedophile" is former Undersecretary of State for Arms Control and International Security turned wannabe Ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton.
He fills in the gap left by now fully-exonerated Michael Jackson perfectly, don't you think? First, there’s no real evidence he’s really a pedophile. Also, he’s weird-looking. Best of all: his climb to power trampled the lives of thousands with a needless, greed-fueled war which has rendered America a hypocritical joke in the eyes of the world, just like that prick Micha-- well, the comparison breaks down there, but you get the idea.
Congrats John, you filthy bastard!
So it's time to grow-up and move on... check these out one last time with someone you love… which if you’re John Bolton means Jonathan Lipnicki.
· Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Michael Jackson Trial
· A Photographic History of Michael Jackson’s Face
· The Lego version of Michael Jackson’s Thriller
· Escape From Neverland
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