Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Talk to Me Goose!

In an interview at the Entertainment Weekly website, Tom Cruise addresses some of his insane tendencies of late, including flopping around on Oprah, taking shots out of nowhere at Brooke Shields and his ramped-up commitment to Scientology.

Now, before anyone is too hard on Tom, just remember that his body is inhabited by the wandering souls of fried space aliens. So, you know... that sucks. And laugh now if you want, but once Xenu is freed from his electronic mountain trap and order is restored to the Galactic Confederation, you’re gonna feel pretty silly. No offense to any of you who don't believe in Xenu, but you're kinda' makin' an ass out of yourself.

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