So, someone recently complained to me about those of my blog posts which are "just pictures."
No... let me start again.
This guy comes up to me and says "Dude! What the fuck with the posts that are just pictures?"
I backed away, and replied, "Isn't this a violation of the restraining order, Mr Cassidy?"
Look... here's the deal: When you see a picture all by it's lonesome on this page, odds are there's a link to something really, really cool embedded in its caption. Or a chance to win!
Sometimes, sure, a picture is just a picture... but when it's not "just a picture" you'll notice the "Comments" tag to the right of the pic... okay? Make sense?
The pictures themselves? You can click on those all you like... you'll generally get to see the pictures again... but bigger. If you like your pictures bigger, I suggest you click on them. Always. Especially if you see them tattooed on sleeping bikers in dark alleys behind bars in Guerneville.
Got it? Good! Now quit complaining to me in line at Arby's! And quit calling and hanging-up just as I'm shouting "I'm hanging-up on three, two, o--"! And stop staring at my house! And don't ever move that vase on the mantle again!
Jeeeezelouise... "just pictures...." You think they let just anyone keep one of these blogs?
1 comment:
I did click on one of those pictures, and it did get bigger, but I forgot that I had clicked on it and clicked again. It got even bigger. So, I thought, what the hell, and clicked again. After the computer blew up and I got the dog calmed down, I decided to never doubt you again--
Sincerely,
Squish the Klown, Esq.
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