Fresh Goes Better

"Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Waaaaaaaah!"

Remember those shots of Britney Spears in the tight red dress the other day at Club One? Apparently she didn't like what she was wearing so she asked one of the dancers to switch clothes with her. They took her downstairs to their dressing room and she changed out of her red dress and returned wearing a dancer bikini and a white busboy jacket and "that's what she walked out wearing." A source tells People:

"So she called the dancers over to talk to them, she said, because she
really liked those fishnet stockings. She just hung out with these two dancers
all night and kind of befriended them. She was trying on all their outfits and
left in a bikini and fishnets. That's it."

Only Britney Spears could wear what she was wearing and decide it wasn't whorish enough. "Yeah, my panties are hanging out the bottom, but there's gotta be a way I can show them off completely. Think, think, think..." And then a lightbulb goes off in her head and she tears off her dress, and as everybody looks on in horror she pops a Mentos into her mouth and smiles at the camera while a catchy jingle plays in the background and some guy with a deep voice says, "Mentos, the freshmaker!"