I know, I know, this is old news now... but I can't pass up another Britney update. And besides, by the time I hit "Publish" I'm sure there'll be more news of how Britney has made herself dentures out of Kabbalah bracelets or come out publicly against her body-swap with Courtney Love and then you'll be thinking "Gee, I miss the old days when all she did was swap clothes with strippers and try to kill SUVs with an umbrella" and you'll be grateful I've posted almost week-old news today then, I'll tell you what!
So, Britney went to K-Fed's home recently, but when she wasn't allowed to see her kids she started attacking a white SUV (a white SUV that had almost nothing to do with banning her from K-Fed's house, I'm lead to believe) with an umbrella. She was reportedly waiting outside Kevin's place for 45 minutes before her mom eventually picked her up and took her back to the rehab facility.
Look at her go! I thought she was just having fun when she shaved her head but she really is losing her mind. She's that face on the cautionary posters in the mental ward! "Take your meds, pick up your crayons or end up like this!" A week from now we're gonna read about the Promises treatment facility shutting down because she killed all the employees and started eating their faces. With Kabballah teeth. You read it here first.
So, Britney went to K-Fed's home recently, but when she wasn't allowed to see her kids she started attacking a white SUV (a white SUV that had almost nothing to do with banning her from K-Fed's house, I'm lead to believe) with an umbrella. She was reportedly waiting outside Kevin's place for 45 minutes before her mom eventually picked her up and took her back to the rehab facility.
Look at her go! I thought she was just having fun when she shaved her head but she really is losing her mind. She's that face on the cautionary posters in the mental ward! "Take your meds, pick up your crayons or end up like this!" A week from now we're gonna read about the Promises treatment facility shutting down because she killed all the employees and started eating their faces. With Kabballah teeth. You read it here first.
Thanks for the pics, Julie!
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