Two Steps Back

Paula Abdul appeared on Fox's Seattle affiliate to promote American Idol recently, but instead she reminded us of the dangers of substance abuse. Just curious, but is she ever not drunk?

I dunno, but if I'm a producer of American Idol, I'd want to promote my show, not send out cautionary tales in pancake makeup to fall off stools and speak like they're in the middle of having a stroke.

Paula Abdul, man... if you x-rayed her head you'd find a bunch of cobwebs and an IOU from god that reads "One brain."