Still Crazy After All These Years

So there sat David Lynch with a real cow and a fake lawn chair at the corner of Hollywood Blvd. and La Brea in Hollywood... ostensibly to pimp Laura Dern's performance for an Oscar in his new film, Inland Empire. We all would have missed it, but luckily these two douche bags were on the scene hamming it up, pretending they were discovering it for the first time.

So why the cow? "Without cheese," a sign reads, "there would be no Inland Empire." The director later clarified, "Cheese is made from milk. You get it?" Honestly, has anyone ever gotten it?