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Britney Spears filed for divorce with K-Fed recently, citing "irreconcilable differences" and asking for both legal and physical custody of their two children. She did note that K-Fed should get get "reasonable visitation rights." She's cool like that. As for money, the two have already signed a prenup, although Britney is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees, which means when they show up in court Britney is gonna have her expensive celebrity lawyer and K-Fed is gonna be accompanied by a sock puppet named "Mr. Hand."

But wait! The news just gets better and better! It seems K-Fed was told about the divorce over a text message while he was shooting an episode of Exposed. Much News has footage of him getting the text message, and he apparently removed his mic and was gone for 30 minutes before returning to finish shooting the episode. Which is slightly better than the reaction I would've expected: repeatedly yelling "Now I have to move back into the dumpster!" while sobbing uncontrollably.



Oh, but the hits just keep on comin': Because he had a pathetic 20% turnout in New York last weekend, K-Fed dropped the price of tickets to his performance at the House of Blues in Chicago yesterday to a whopping $0.00. That's zero. As in he gave his tickets away for free. I'd joke that soon he'll be paying people to see him perform, but the thought of him with any money after Britney divorces him is too ridiculous to even joke about.

I swear to regis, if we still remember who this guy is in 6 months it'll be a testament to how far we've fallen as a society.