Four And Oh. Oh Dear.

I am mighty!

Four games, and I won them all!

Am I pleased? Sure... but wary, 'cause the football fates are fickle, and even though I'd argue that I was due, they'd most likely disagree, and would probably feel the need to humble me. That, and the fact that one of the games I won was against my beloved wife... on our anniversary weekend. Yeah... next week's games may not go so well.

But in the menatime, back to the basking! In the office Yahoo league? I won!

*1. San Diego Zoo 10-0-0
2. The Dirty Jedi's 9-1-0 .
3. Go Frenchy!! 8-2-0
4. HaikuNaziKillers 8-2-0
5. Tropical Depressions 8-2-0
6. Chuck A Ducks 8-2-0
7. AllStar Chuck Norris 6-4-0
8. Crabtree'sCrabapples 5-5-0
9. The Greasy Pablos 5-5-0
10. Anal Tongue Darts 5-5-0
11. Hot Pipin Carl 5-5-0
12. Ninerjunky08 4-6-0
13. MB Blitz 4-6-0
14. DEM HOODSTARZ 4-6-0 .
15. san jose 49ers 4-6-0
16. I Miss Baseball 3-7-0
17. mmmmmm..beer 3-7-0
18. Jumers Junkies 1-9-0
19. Blitzburgh 0-10-0
20. Pig Skins & Beer 0-10-0

Still stalled in 5th, but in the hunt for second! The dreaded "San Diego Zoo" has a lock on 1st (as usual) and has secured a berth in the playoffs already (as usual). I don't know how that guy does it every year, but every year he dominates like... like... like a person who's good at dominating things. It'd piss me off if I wasn't so impressed.

In the solo league? Chalk up a "W!"

Slobber Knockers 2

Central Division
Team W L T
Cowboys from Hell 5 5 0
Mos Eisley Marauders 4 6 0
Steel Curtain 3 7 0
Florida Dolphins 0 10 0

East Division
Team W L T
Ash Kickers 8 2 0
James Gang 7 3 0
Second Stringers 7 3 0
Fightin' Squid 6 4 0

West Division
Team W L T
from bittercreek 7 3 0
packers 5 5 0
Denton County Saints 5 5 0
TPDG 3 7 0

The only way I'll make the playoffs here is if I get back into 1st place in my division. I coulda' done it if "Cowboys" had cooperated and lost. Bastard. I'd like to say I could do it next week... but those fickle football fates do have some say in matters, remember....

In the league in which we're all battling it out? Yup! Another win! For me the good news was I won, and Joe and Nancy lost. That put me back in 2nd in the division. No one is gonna' catch that @^*# "Cannonball," but if I can hold on to 2nd I could make the playoffs... maybe. Actually, at this point Tony has the best shot at that Wild card spot. And Robert? I dunno' what happened to him. Even I beat him in this league... he's still a juggernaut in the Yahoo league, but here, not so much.

Wealth & Beauty

West Division
Team W L T
cannon ball 9 1 0
Omegahedrons 5 5 0
Charlatans EC 3 7 0
The Punctuation 3 7 0

Central Division
Team W L T
The Mighty Bosh 9 1 0
CBS Sportsline.com sucks 5 5 0
Nadia's Team 5 5 0
Candy Cave Dwellers 3 7 0

East Division
Team W L T
Potato 6 4 0
Minny's Meanies 5 5 0
Arsenal 5 5 0
Carl 2 8 0

Last but not least, the game I played against Nancy... happy anniversary Nancy! Ummmmm, yeah... I won. Oops. I even tried to lose, but I wound up winning at the last minute on Monday night by two points. 'till then, we were tied, believe it or not. So, what I'm sayin' is, the football fates? They may feel the need for a reckoning. Anyway, check it out:

Idiots Legue

East Division
Team W L T
Blue Meanies 8 2 0
The Steamrollers 4 6 0
NJ MAaTHiyAZ 4 6 0
goldminers 3 6 1

Central Division
Team W L T
Pigs 6 3 1
Customs Cavity Searchers 5 5 0
Viagracide 5 5 0
Mighty Hamsters 4 6 0

West Division
Team W L T
WARLORDS 6 4 0
FesturingTaserWound 6 4 0
Mrs. The Lunatic 4 6 0
San Diego THUNDER 4 6 0

Yeah... I won. Unless I lose every game left, (and one or the other of the 4-6 teams in my division wins every game left) I should make the playoffs. So, hopefully, I'll make the playoffs.

Hopefully. Hear me, football fates? Hear the humbleness in my voice? Can I get you a drink, football fates? Run to Blockbuster for you? You just let me know... I'll be here... all humble and junk.