Slammin'

Monday Night Football? Feh. Heroes? Pshaw! If you wanted to see the greatest thing on TV tonight you shoulda' checked out Monday Night Raw where Kevin Federline was body slammed by WWE wrestler John Cena.

Introduced as the "A-list friend" of bad guy Johnny Nitro, K-Fed played the villain as he walked to the ring amid (heartfelt) boos from the crowd. "Same people who are booin' me now buy my picture on the cover of magazines," he told the audience. "Y'all want to hear my rap?" When the boos continued, he replied, "Well, you're going to have to wait until my record drops in October." At that point, WWE champion John Cena came out, taunting K-Fed in classic wrestling smack-talking style with such lines as, "The album is called Playing With Fire? They should call it The Biggest Scumbag on Earth!" and "You're less talented than Paris Hilton!" In response, K-Fed made a comment about wanting to see Cena's ass dragged around the ring. Then the 6' 1", 240-lb. Cena pretended to shake K-Feds hand before lifting him in the air and dropping him to the mat in the most satisfying body slam in the history of body slams.

If Kevin Federline doesn't make it in the music industry he can always make a living getting beaten up on TV shows. The demand is high enough they could even give him his own show. Throw in a recurring character who hits him in the crotch with a wooden mallet and you've got the next Seinfeld.