I Am Jack's Crappy Week

Crap.

Crappity-crap-crap.

I went 1-3 this week.

One game. I won one game. Out of four. That's... that's... well, I'm no good with numbers, but I see here on my dad's slide rule that 1 out of 4 sucks. Hard.

Anyway, I won in the office Yahoo league:

1. San Diego Zoo 6-0-0
2. Cincinnati Steamers 6-0-0
3. Go Frenchy!! 5-1-0
4. AllStar Chuck Norris 5-1-0
5. Pirate 5-1-0
6. Tropical Depressions 5-1-0
7. Chuck A Ducks 4-2-0
8. DEM HOODSTARZ 4-2-0
9. Owens R Us 3-3-0
10. Rusty Trombones 3-3-0
11. Ninerjunky08 3-3-0
12. Hot Pipin Carl 3-3-0
13. san jose 49ers 3-3-0
14. MB Blitz 2-4-0
15. Anal Tongue Darts 1-5-0
16. mmmmmm..beer 1-5-0
17. I Miss Baseball 1-5-0
18. Jumers Junkies 0-6-0
19. Blitzburgh 0-6-0
20. Pig Skins & Beer 0-6-0

Oh, and look. I'm still in sixth. Destiny? You tell me.

Here's a league where I lost:

Wealth & Beauty

Central Division
Team W L T
The Mighty Bosh 6 0 0
CBS Sportsline.com sucks 4 2 0
Candy Cave Dwellers 3 3 0
Nadia's Team 2 4 0

East Division
Team W L T
Potato 3 3 0
Minny's Meanies 2 4 0
Carl 2 4 0
Arsenal 2 4 0

West Division
Team W L T
cannon ball 5 1 0
Omegahedrons 3 3 0
The Punctuation 2 4 0
Charlatans EC 2 4 0

Tony's doing very well here. Robert? Not so much. Joe? He's been climbing the ladder while Nancy and I falter down it... it's still anyone's league.

Here? In the solo league? I... what's the word? "Lost."

Slobber Knockers 2

Central Division
Team W L T
Cowboys from Hell 3 2 1
Steel Curtain 3 3 0
Mos Eisley Marauders 2 4 0
Florida Dolphins 0 6 0

East Division
Team W L T
James Gang 5 1 0
Ash Kickers 5 1 0
Second Stringers 4 2
Fightin' Squid 4 2 0

West Division
Team W L T
Denton County Saints 4 2 0
from bittercreek 3 3 0
TPDG 1 4 1
packers 1 5 0

The only good news is once again my division sucks, and we almost all lost. Yay team.

Finally... the mighty have fallen:

Idiots Legue

Central Division
Team W L T
Pigs 3 2 1
Mighty Hamsters 3 3 0
Customs Cavity Searchers 3 3 0
Viagracide 3 3 0

East Division
Team W L T
Blue Meanies 5 1 0
NJ MAaTHiyAZ 3 3 0
goldminers 2 3 1
The Steamrollers 1 5 0

West Division
Team W L T
FesturingTaserWound 4 2 0
San Diego THUNDER 3 3 0
Mrs. The Lunatic 3 3 0
WARLORDS 2 4 0

Yup. I was undefeated. Now? Not so much.

Crap.

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." ~Fight Club, Screenplay