I Am Jack's Return To Greatness

Okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration... I went 2-2 this week. But after last week? 2-2 felt pretty damn good, tell you what.

In the office Yahoo league? I won! I won, and I climbed up to fifth!

1. San Diego Zoo 7-0-0
2. Cincinnati Steamers 7-0-0
3. AllStar Chuck Norris 6-1-0
4. The Truth 6-1-0
5. Tropical Depressions 6-1-0
6. Go Frenchy!! 5-2-0
7. Chuck A Ducks 5-2-0
8. Owens R Us 4-3-0
9. The Greasy Pablos 4-3-0
10. DEM HOODSTARZ 4-3-0
11. Ninerjunky08 3-4-0
12. Hot Pipin Carl 3-4-0
13. san jose 49ers 3-4-0
14. MB Blitz 2-5-0
15. Anal Tongue Darts 2-5-0
16. I Miss Baseball 2-5-0
17. mmmmmm..beer 1-6-0
18. Jumers Junkies 0-7-0
19. Blitzburgh 0-7-0
20. Pig Skins & Beer 0-7-0

This week, though... this week I play one of the 7-0 teams. I feel pretty good about it, but I'd much rather be playing one of the 0-7 teams. If I win, though... that would be huge. So that's what I'm hoping for: the win. Yup. I've got this football thing all figured out.

In the league we all share? I lost. Dammit. I plummeted to last in our division, while Nancy shot up to second! Turns out while Joe was quietly winning (after that slow start), he was also quietly kicking my ass in points, so he sits comfortably in third. This week I'm playing Tony, and somehow I'm starting a squad of new acquisitions. Not sure how that happened. I picked up some good players, but I'm relying on Donovan McNabb to have a big day.

Wealth & Beauty

West Division
Team
cannon ball 6 1 0
The Punctuation 3 4 0
Charlatans EC 3 4 0
Omegahedrons 3 4 0

Central Division
Team
The Mighty Bosh 7 0 0
CBS Sportsline.com sucks 4 3 0
Nadia's Team 3 4 0
Candy Cave Dwellers 3 4 0

East Division
Team
Potato 3 4 0
Arsenal 3 4 0
Minny's Meanies 2 5 0
Carl 2 5 0 0

In the solo league? I lost. That's all I do there. I lose. See?

Slobber Knockers 2

Central Division
Team
Cowboys from Hell 3 4 0
Steel Curtain 3 4 0
Mos Eisley Marauders 2 5 0
Florida Dolphins 0 7 0

East Division
Team
Ash Kickers 6 1 0
James Gang 6 1 0
Fightin' Squid 5 2 0
Second Stringers 5 2 0

West Division
Team
from bittercreek 4 3 0
Denton County Saints 4 3 0
packers 2 5 0
TPDG 2 5 0

Sadly, the other people in my division didn't see fit to lose along with me this time, so I dropped in the rankings. This week? I think I'll try that "winning" thing. Let's see how that works out for a change.

Finally, in the league I was perfect in 'till last week? I won! Back on the 'ol winning horse! Lookee:

Idiots Legue

East Division
Team
Blue Meanies 6 1 0
goldminers 3 3 1
NJ MAaTHiyAZ 3 4 0
The Steamrollers 2 5 0.

Central Division
Team
Pigs 4 2 1 0
Customs Cavity Searchers 4 3 0
Mighty Hamsters 3 4 0
Viagracide 3 4 0

West Division
Team
FesturingTaserWound 4 3 0
Mrs. The Lunatic 3 4 0
San Diego THUNDER 3 4 0
WARLORDS 3 4 0

Nancy's doing very well here too! Second in her division! That means in both of her fantasy football leagues she's second in her division, which is pretty impressive.

Speaking of impressive things, I played the Seahawks/Chiefs game in Madden '07 a couplea' nights ago, and you'll be pleased to know the Seahawks won it in overtime, 39-33. I'm not saying this makes today's game a lock for the Hawks... I'm just sayin.'

"I say: Evolve and let the chips fall where they may." ~Fight Club, Screenplay