I've Got Your "Angry Onlooker" Right Here...

I've seen some pretty moving performances before, but Kevin Federline portraying "Angry Onlooker #2" has just topped the list. His delivery of "You bitches haven't caught them cats yet?" in the upcoming CSI touches the soul. In the hands of an amateur it could've been a disaster, but K-Fed's masterful grasp of the craft really makes it work. I almost shudder to think how somebody like Tom Hanks would've butchered it. He'd probably just trip and wet his pants with a line that difficult.