The line is so fine between genius and stupidity, isn't it?

Britney Spears is so desperate to sell K-Fed's album she's asking her fans to help out. She's sponsoring a contest and the fan who helps sell the most copies of his album Playing With Fire gets to party with her and K-Fed on Halloween during the CD release party! Oh boy! Second prize is the pair of sneakers K-Fed wore to the Teen Choice Awards, third place gets a $200 gift certificate, and lucky 10 runners-up get a replica of a medallion that K-Fed wears almost every day!

Excuse me? His used shoes? A replica wigger medallion? There's really no excuse not to enter. With prizes this grand you'd think there must be some sort of catch. But no, my friends, all that fantastic goodness can be yours for just the low low price of your dignity. Plus the incredible beating you'll get when you start telling your friends to buy K-Fed albums.