Saturday, October 14, 2006

I Am Jack's Ismay, Montana

You know, Joe never cut his hair during the football season. It's true. He was afraid -after losing a post-hair cut game- that it would jinx him.

I can relate.

So, after posting the visage of Joe, I went 3-1! Woot!

Let's look at the office Yahoo league. What I did there? I won! Handily!

1. Go Frenchy!! 5-0-0
2. San Diego Zoo 5-0-0
3. BM Blitz 5-0-0
4. Cincinnati Steamers 5-0-0
5. AllStar Chuck Norris 4-1-0
6. Tropical Depressions 4-1-0
7. Rusty Trombones 3-2-0
8. Chuck A Ducks 3-2-0
9. Ninerjunky08 3-2-0
10. DEM HOODSTARZ 3-2-0
11. Owens R Us 2-3-0
12. MB Blitz 2-3-0
13. Hot Pipin Carl 2-3-0
14. san jose 49ers 2-3-0
15. Anal Tongue Darts 1-4-0
16. mmmmmm..beer 1-4-0
17. Jumers Junkies 0-5-0
18. Blitzburgh 0-5-0
19. I Miss Baseball 0-5-0
20. Pig Skins & Beer 0-5-0

I was reviewing my Yahoo fantasy league stats recently, and I found that I've always finished sixth. Where am I now? Sixth... but I'm sure I can do better than that... right? It'snot my destiny to always be sixth... right?

Meanwhile...

Wealth & Beauty

West Division
Team W L T PC
cannon ball 5 0 0
Omegahedrons 3 2 0
The Punctuation 2 3 0
Charlatans EC 1 4 0

Central Division
Team W L T
The Mighty Bosh 5 0 0
CBS Sportsline.com sucks 3 2 0
Nadia's Team 2 3 0
Candy Cave Dwellers 2 3 0 0

East Division
Team W L T
Potato 2 3 0
Carl 2 3 0
Arsenal 2 3 0
Minny's Meanies 1 4 0

I won! Yippee! I managed to scramble past Nancy in the rankings. We'll see how long that lasts... I don't have a good feeling about this week's game, tellyouwhat. Honestly, my dearest wish is that Cannonball loses this week. He's the "me" of this league, and it turns out there's no honor among 5-0 teams... and he's in my way. So hopefully he loses, and Nancy and I win, and get back in the race for first.

Over in the solo league, well, things didn't turn out so well.

Slobber Knockers 2

East Division
Team W L T
James Gang 4 1 0
Ash Kickers 4 1 0
Second Stringers 3 2 0
Fightin' Squid 3 2 0

Central Division
Team W L T
Cowboys from Hell 3 2 0
Steel Curtain 3 2 0
Mos Eisley Marauders 2 3 0
Florida Dolphins 0 5 0

West Division
Team W L T
from bittercreek 3 2 0
Denton County Saints 3 2 0
packers 1 4 0
TPDG 1 4 0

I lost. Dammit. The only bright spot was that everyone in my division lost, so at least I didn't lose any ground. Again though, it doesn't look too promising for this week, so we'll see....

Finally, I remain undefeated in the Idiots Legue! Yahoo!

Idiots Legue

East Division
Team W L T
Blue Meanies 5 0 0
NJ MAaTHiyAZ 2 3 0
goldminers 1 3 1
The Steamrollers 1 4 0

Central Division
Team W L T
Pigs 3 1 1
Mighty Hamsters 3 2 0
Viagracide 3 2 0
Customs Cavity Searchers 2 2 1 0

West Division
Team W L T
FesturingTaserWound 3 2 0
San Diego THUNDER 2 3 0
Mrs. The Lunatic 2 3 0
WARLORDS 1 3 1

I have a pretty good match-up this week, but I dunno... Nancy says all good things must come to an end. I was pretty sure I'd read that on a greeting card or something, but she assures me it's a "Nancy Original." Well, regardless, if that's true, and she's right, I take that to mean I may not stay undefeated forever. Maybe I'll just sit here and bask in the moment....

"A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away . . . the condom, I mean, not the stranger." ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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