You know, none of it really adds up. The rosters... the match-ups... the weather... the post-game fantasy recaps... none of it, really. But here we go.In my NFL.COM league? I won!
Catchers in the Rye
Projected: Loss
Actual: Win 98-88
Here's the standings:
East
LacesOu 5-2-0
Eau Claire Vandals 4-3-0
Catchers in the Rye 4-3-0
Textboo 3-4-0
Central
Tiny Adorable Hedgehogs 4-3-0
Death by Haiku 2 3-4-0
Goregor 2-5-0
RumseyB 1-6-0
West
DredPir 6-1-0
HolyHan 6-1-0
Mothers 3-4-0
Underdo 1-6-0
I defeated Nancy. That was awkward.
In my hapless solo league? I won!
Sith Lords of the Gridiron
Projected: Win
Actual: Win 84-62
Standings?
Central
LofasLa 5-2-0
UsualSu 4-3-0
Clemson 3-3-1
Sith Lords of the Gridiron 2-4-1
East
BBbadbo 6-1-0
Knights 5-2-0
FBomber 4-3-0
royals1 2-5-0
West
YounGGu 3-4-0
Lynchbe 3-4-0
TeamAlp 3-4-0
FifeFan 1-6-0
It doesn't really matter, but I won! I won't make the playoffs, but at least I'm the least-losingest manager in the league for now!
Still undefeated in that other NFL.COM solo league!
The Powerful Mach 5!
Projected: Loss
Actual: Win 116-56
Gee, I wonder what the standings are?
Central
Powerful Mach 5! 7-0-0
Provide 4-3-0
JediMas 3-4-0
Bigbron 2-5-0
East
NEPats 5-2-0
baldeag 4-3-0
Skeleto 2-5-0
ItaliHe 0-7-0
West
xchucki 6-1-0
Provide 5-2-0
Breakin 2-5-0
KNIGHTS 2-5-0
As I've noted, last year I went 8-0 in a league, only to miss the playoffs. So while I welcome the undefeateadness, I know that this too shall pass, and I remain not cocky.
In my Yahoo! league? I lost... but Nancy won. That almost made up for winning that other game!
Blue Blazer Regulars
Projected: Win
Actual: Loss 263-272
How does that add up? Standings?
1. Purple Crap Stains 6-1-0
2. Night Train 6-1-0
3. MightyPurpleHelmets 4-3-0
4. De chier des bulles 4-3-0
5. Blue Blazer Regulars 4-3-0
6. Snooze Alarm 3-4-0
7. Extreme Hummingbird 3-4-0
8. LiL Man 2-5-0
9. Purple People Eaters 2-5-0
10. Intercepticons 1-6-0
I'm annoyed that I dropped in the standings, yet oddly optimistic.
And yet another loss in the office Yahoo! league. Yay.
Live Free; Rhyme Hard
Projected: Loss
Actual: Loss 231.11-266.19
Sigh... here's the standings.
1. Death by Haiku 6-1-0
2. BALCO 6-1-0
3. LightsOut 5-2-0
4. The Flying Frenchman 5-2-0
5. Arsenal 5-2-0
6. The Pastry Ducks 4-3-0
7. Bliss's Blitzers 3-4-0
8. Alabama Hot Pockets 3-4-0
9. San Diego Zoo 2-5-0
10. Baby Bashers 2-5-0
11. Livefree; Rhymehard 1-6-0
12. ativan stat 0-7-0
Second to last, and I have Ladanian Tomlinson. Figure that out.
Halfway through the season, and I don't know how it all adds up. I know I'm happy when things go well, and annoyed when they don't. I'm essentially a chipmunk. A fantasy football-playin' chipmunk. I just hope I've got the nuts to get through the rest of the season.
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