Friday, June 22, 2007

Poor Li'l Rich Girl

Paris Hilton has been responding to fan mail to keep busy in prison and E! obtained a copy of one of her letters. Paris scribbles:

"I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life. But I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation. And the letters I'm receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone. Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family.

Love always, Paris Hilton."

It's nice that she's responding to all her "fan" mail, but is that seriously how she signs her name? She's like a five year old. I keep expecting to see a drawing of a unicorn in the margin. If you asked a bunch of third graders to write the exact same message, Paris' version would be the second worst. And only because one of the kids took a dump on his paper instead of using a pencil. And even then it was a tough call.

NOTE: You know she concentrated so hard on this letter, brow furrowed, tongue hanging out the side of her mouth, trying so hard to make each line neat and straight, and yet she still somehow managed to misspell 'receiving.'

1 comment:

Squish the Klown said...

The medical condition that causes this is Hancockism.

Note: if your signature lasts for more than four hours, please consult a physician.