Paris Hilton was released from prison yesterday, just after midnight. Don't believe me? Ask these guys. Or these guys. Or that deaf, dumb, blind guy at the pinball machine. She served 23 days in jail and lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay.Oh, and if you were wondering how she passed the time in the hole, TMZ got their hands on an amazingly realistic self portrait Paris Hilton drew of herself while at the Lynwood jail. The picture shows her standing at a pay phone inside the jail and she's even got Larry King Live on in the background. Some people call the Mona Lisa a masterpiece, but that's only because they've never seen this.
And in other news, I found an old cake sitting on the sidewalk. Free dessert!
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