Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Paris Rules

Who could have guessed?

Remember that video clip of Paris Hilton trying not to cry as Sarah Silverman made fun of her at the MTV Movie Awards? Well Paris was overheard backstage saying:

"She's a fucking bitch. I hate her."

Oh, my ears! My poor, poor innocent ears! Who knew our li'l Paris was capable of such petty anger? Not me. No sir! I once saw a man kill her parents, feed their bloody stumps to a mangy puppy, kill that and then make fun of the way Paris was dressed. And you know what she did? Do you know what Paris did? She bought him a Yoo-Hoo. Because that's just the kind of girl she is. A heart so warm it makes rainbows cry.

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