Remember that video clip of Paris Hilton trying not to cry as Sarah Silverman made fun of her at the MTV Movie Awards? Well Paris was overheard backstage saying:
"She's a fucking bitch. I hate her."
Oh, my ears! My poor, poor innocent ears! Who knew our li'l Paris was capable of such petty anger? Not me. No sir! I once saw a man kill her parents, feed their bloody stumps to a mangy puppy, kill that and then make fun of the way Paris was dressed. And you know what she did? Do you know what Paris did? She bought him a Yoo-Hoo. Because that's just the kind of girl she is. A heart so warm it makes rainbows cry.
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