I can relate to trying to save the world on an empty stomach.

Once, this group of ninjas broke into the White House and were threatening to murder the President. I was just about to break in myself and kick a little ninja ass, but then I had to stop by Jack in the Box and pick up a Sourdough Jack. I don't remember what happened, but I think the President died and the United States blew up. What? I'm supposed to keep track of everything?