Wednesday, January 18, 2006

File Under Water

According to In Touch Weekly, Kevin Federline wants to open a Vegas nightclub.

The magazine reports that there’s a bit of a hitch, though: Kevin needs to get the money from his wife, who’s none-too-happy with the idea of her spouse spending his time in a nightclub.
A friend says, “The last place Britney wants Kevin to be spending his nights is in a nightclub, even if he’s the owner.” Still, K-Fed has persuaded Britney to talk to the owners of the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, about the possibility of his opening a nightclub there.

Damn it must be nice to be married to Britney. The girl can't say no to anything. And she should, because "Hey Britney can I build a nightclub?" or "Hey Britney, five milkshakes, twenty minutes - think you can?" or "Hey Britney, why don't we give the baby some weed?" are questions with only one right answer. And that answer is to tattoo the words "boy toy" on Kevin's ass and drop him in prison.

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