Oh, It's A Civilized Age Alright

Exsqueeze me? These $40 Lightsaber Umbrellas are the first to combine the coolness of staying dry when it's raining with the incredible sadness of wielding a non-functional lightsaber out in public.

Say, when rain hits a lightsaber does it crackle and pop like a bug-zapper? That's what I imagine. A lot.