Monday, April 30, 2007

The Only Thing That There's Just Too Little Of

The ever-beguiling Hugh Grant was arrested recently after a photographer accused him of attacking him with a container of baked beans. The photographer says Grant kicked him and verbally abused him before throwing the beans at him.
"The Metropolitan Police don't identify suspects who haven't been charged, but said a 46-year-old man was arrested Wednesday night on suspicion of assault and released on bail. No charges have been filed, police said."
That's not an attack. An attack is getting punched in the throat by some crazy guy wielding nunchucks. No, this guy got free beans. Last I checked, an offering of free beans meant peace. See that expression on Hugh Grant's face? It says: "Here, have some free beans. Let's be friends." No wonder the world is such a mess. What the world needs now are more Hugh Grants... and at least one more Burt Bacharach.

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