Separated at Birth!

Nancy recently posted a link to something that got me thinking...

Diamond David Lee Roth & Robert Picardo!
Saddam Hussein & Victor French!
Lassie & Every Other Collie You'll Ever See!
Darth Vader's Light Saber & an Antique Flash Gun!
Sarah Jessica Parker & Dee Snider!
Bruce the Shark & a Non-Robotic Great White!
Art Carney & Kid Rock!
This Charming Man & True Colors!
Luke Skywalker & Leia Organa!
Bob Keeshan & Clarabelle the Clown!
John Stewart, Green Lantern & Jon Stewart, Not!
Justin Guarini & Sideshow Bob!
Don Ho & Herve Villachez!
Mick Jagger & Don Knotts!
Kirstie Alley & Emperor Palpatine!

UPDATE 3/26: Can't... stop... adding... these...
Paul Shaffer & Bruce Willis!
Ted Kennedy & Cartman!
Dabney Coleman & Dr. Phil!
Vin Diesel & JD Salinger!
Colonel Klink & Mr Peanut!
The Batmobile & a 1955 Ford Lincoln Futura!

Now, here's Nancy's aforementioned link. Go. I'll wait here... don't worry, I'll be fine.

Tall and tan and young and lovely The girl from ipanema goes walking And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah When she walks, she’s like a samba That swings so cool and sways so gentle That when she passes, each one she passes goes - ooh(ooh) but I watch her so sadly How can I tell her I love her Yes I would give my heart gladly But each day, when she walks to the sea She looks straight ahead, not at me Tall, (and) tan, (and) young, (and) lovely The girl from ipanema goes walking And when she passes, I smile - but she doesn’t see (doesn’t see) (she just doesn’t see, she never sees me...)

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So... it does answer the age-old question: "How come Kate Bush never appears with Tori Amos? Not on stage, not on The View... not in cameos on Who's the Boss... not in the bulk-foods aisle at Ralph's... not anywhere... ever?" Obviously, they simply can't meet. It cannot be allowed. They're clearly positively and negatively-charged particles of the exact same matter... so if they met... KABLOOEY! The end of everything. And that would suck on so many levels... not the least being that "Kablooey!" is a pretty disappointing sound for the end of everything. But that's the way the world ends... not with a whimper, but with a kablooey.