If you ever wondered how a proper party invitation should look, look no further. Nicole Richie sent the following email invitation for a Memorial Day party she co-hosted Sunday night."From: Nicole Richie
Subject: Masha and Nicole's Memorial Day Party
My fellow Americans its that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let's stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems
Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds
allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!"
This is the same party Mischa Barton attended where she mixed her drugs and alcohol and, according to an insider, "was rolling around on the ground... and then suddenly she began screaming that she was dying." She then passed out and was taken to Sherman Oaks Hospital. So yeah, basically the classiest party ever thrown. I'm surprised the Monopoly Man didn't attend.
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