Sunday, July 23, 2006

Tie The Knot? Or Not?

Life & Style is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are engaged after Vaughn proposed during their recent trip to Paris to promote The Break-Up! Could you believe it?

Jennifer, they say, has invited Brad Pitt's mom to the wedding and Vince is trying to get in shape for the big day, with Jen telling a friend: "He's started the Zone diet, and he's working out. He looks great." They say she's waiting for the heat over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's baby to die down before trading vows, although an insider insists she's getting serious about her wedding plans, saying: "Jen's already asked Courteney Cox to be her matron of honor."

The source is Life & Style so I wouldn't take the news too seriously. When you make up half your stories it's pretty easy to forget when you're telling the truth. Why, ust the other day I paid a homeless guy $20 to tell me Vin Diesel lost his virginity to a mop. And now I can write with the utmost confidence that a source exclusively revealed to me that Vin Diesel lost his virginity to a mop. Bad reporting... or the shocking truth?

1 comment:

Squish the Klown said...

Sponge mop or rag mop? Sponge mop would be funny....rag mop would be jazzy. I will send you ten dollars via pay pal to visit your source again to determine this missing bit of information. An extra ten if it was a dust mop.