Do The Less Wrong Thing

Regis and the Jonathan Goodson Estate help us, Lynne Spears' parenting memoir "Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" is officially set to release in September. A spokesperson for the publisher confirmed the news to People:

"When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hold," says a spokesman for
Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles. "Lynne never
stopped working on it because she wants to express her love for her children and
tell their stories through a mother's eyes."

"Through the Storm" is catchy but it lacks zazz. Here are some alternative titles that, I think, will have Lynne's book flying off shelves:

"What Do You Mean You're Pregnant?: A Mother's Struggle to Overcome Struggling."

"Have You Seen My Daugther's Vagina?: A Woman's Journey Through Womanjourneyhood."

"Where's Mommy's Taste? Raising Your Child Star Right in a Godless World."

One word of advice, Lynne? "DONTDOIT!"