I Eat Cannibals

Something you never needed to know: a "Cannibal Banquet" is gross and involves eating a sort of fake human.

Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works: a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed with edible goodies in a red sauce. More "sauce" is somehow embedded into the outside covering -"skin" as it were- of the body so that it will appear to bleed when cut into.

What.The.Fuck? This cannibal banquet is a fullblown wack attack, my friends. I'd still try it though. Save the neck for me, Clark.