Tanya Devereaux is some girl who claims she'll do every virgin who takes an oath of internet neutrality. "I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet. Certain ISP's are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or 'net neutrality'. Description of Services: The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance."Wow. Then she goes on about some rules of conduct (see below), of which one particularly caught my eye: "If anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity." See for yourself:
1. Acceptance of TermsTania Derveaux provides performance of sexual intercourse (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with her).
2. Description of ServicesThe services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.3. General Requirements and Rules of ConductServices will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
* applicants must be 18yrs old or above* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs* multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance* if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity* applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)* applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons.
2. Description of ServicesThe services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.3. General Requirements and Rules of ConductServices will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
* applicants must be 18yrs old or above* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs* multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance* if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity* applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)* applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons.
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