Pezamania!

When I first heard about this I was pretty excited because I thought they were going to make a movie about PE'Z, the Japanese jazz band. Unfortunately this movie is actually about PEZ, the brick-shaped sweets that you yank out of a plastic mascot's neck.

Whaaaa? Somehow unfamiliar with Pez? Pez? They're disembodied heads on sticks, and you snap their necks backward to get the candy out of them. It's unnatural and it's wrong. No child should have to see Mickey Mouse's severed head perched on a stick like some sort of traitor to the king. The whole thing is straight from the dark ages.