Sunday, July 10, 2005

And the Dreidel Will Rock

So, we all know Howard Stern is leaving terrestrial radio for Sirius Satellite radio in January '06. Anyone who wants to discuss Howard's genius, or martyrdom or "edgy" scatological humor is more than welcome to do so... let's just not waste time with that here, okay? We have badder fish to fry!

Here? Now? I'm here to tell you Kevin is a broadcasting genius! Nay, a broadcasting visionary! Imagine taking Alan Freed in one hand, and Brandon Tartikoff in the other, and slamming your hands together over a citrus juicer. Get all of that Freed/Tartikoff goo you can into the juicer, and take what filters down into the bowl and pour it into a blender. Ble-- no... frappe vigorously for at least three minutes. Ladle that mixture into a Kevin-shaped mold and voila! Genius!

Kevin laughed this idea of his off, but I'm here to tell you it could be the best thing to happen to radio since Dennis Erectus. Kevin told us that Infinity has signed their replacement for Howard Stern come January... none other than Diamond David Lee Roth.

Cool. I guess. He certainly has a face for radio these days.

Kevin's idea, though, is to partner Diamond Dave with none other than the ever-crossbowin', wangdangsweetpoontangin' Ted Nugent! GENIUS!

Can you imagine the fireworks? Diamond Dave's liberalism vs. Uncle Ted's brazen conservatism? Make sure each has a Katana and a twelve-gauge (respectively), and you're talkin' at least a 12-share! Get some 45-year old groupies in there to mud wrassle for Dave & the Nuge's soiled Depends and I tell you what! It'll be the renaissance of radio my friends!

I... seriously... it's an awesome idea, isn't it?

You know everybody wants some.

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