Oh, Man.

Bad news for guys who can't grow a beard. A recent study finds that ind a little facial hair and a geeky personality the two biggest turn-ons.

"Despite complaining that it looks unkempt and feels rough to touch, the unshaven look on a man is actually a turn-on for 41 per cent of women.

"A slightly geeky personality came second, proving that women really do like a guy who knows their stuff when it comes to technology.

"A hairy chest was voted third, followed by a man who loves to read or cries at a soppy film. Other secret turn-ons to feature in the top ten include grey hair, glasses and being a passionate supporter of a sports team.

"The poll of 2,500 women also revealed that 91 per cent would actually prefer a guy who had a few flaws over someone who is perfect. And more than half would rather a guy who was soft and cuddly instead of toned and muscly."

Do You Think He Sawr Us?

Tinysaurs are little dinosaur models created by artist Kelly Farrell. They're cute as hell and you better believe I'm gonna' catch 'em all!

"Each one is laser cut out of oak tag board using a 35 watt cutting laser, and pre-perfed for (relatively) easy assembly - assuming you've got some really steady hands.

"The T-Rex, triceraptops, stegosaurus and woolly mammoth kits are all available over at Kelly's Etsy shop, the Maker's Market, or Everything Tiny and cost just $7 (USD) unassembled, and $16 with a pair of tweezers and glue in a handy gift tin."

Note: If you're a complete lazy-ass with no hand-eye coordination Kelly is also selling pre-assembled dinos in a little glass case for $60. I don't recommend those. You get no street-cred for buying things preassembled.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Gah!

Okay... look: here's Lady GaGa in London recently and screw her outfit. Check out the look on her bodyguard's face. There's a man who went straight home, told his daughter he loved her, then bought ten ponies and a Lamborghini just to make sure she got the message.

BaCoN

This is a $16 elemental bacon shirt. It spells 'BaCoN' through the clever placement of three periodic elements: barium, cobalt and nitrogen. And I think we can all agree: bacon would be a lot less popular if it actually were barium, cobolt and nitrogen.

Run!

Robots: they suck and they're going to kill us all. And this informational graphic proves it. I think. Granted I didn't bother reading it, but that's because I already know everything there is to know about robots (see first sentence).

Oh, George.

These USB lightsabers come in red and green, light up when you plug them in and will set you back $20 for 1GB of storage. Amazingly, they're actual Lucasfilm licensed products from Japan.

Subliminal Character Alert!

I Really Think So

Kitty Litter

Dude, That's Deep.

Take a deeeeeeep breath, and click.

"Pot" Holder! Pot! POT! Get It?

Ohhhhh, I get it!

This is a $8 pot holder that's shaped like a pot leaf. It's a pun, get it? I don't but I'm gonna pretend like I do to seem hip to you younger cats. I'm a cool daddy-o, I jive. Let's get a lid and smoke the marijuanas!

Spidey, NO!

Okay... okaaaaaaaaay... I have absolutely no idea what the hell I just watched, but I have the feeling it's the reason the internet was invented.

Faster Than Liiiiiiightning....

VIDEOGIOCO by Donato Sansone from Enrico Ascoli - Sound Design on Vimeo.

Han It Over!

"Han Solo once bragged that the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...and now fans can give it their best shot with the all-new Star Wars R/C MILLENNIUM FALCON! For the first time ever, the MILLENNIUM FALCON -- the most beloved and iconic Star Wars ship of all-time -- is available as an indoor flying remote control vehicle. Measuring an impressive 11 inches long and 8 inches wide, the largest flying Star Wars R/C to date is highly detailed, easy to fly and includes a charging controller and vehicle battery for up to five minutes of flying time."

Time to buy!

Gone, Baby, Gone.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/doug-fieger/news/knack-lead-singer-doug-fieger-dies--61999134

All This For $2.16

It's On!

Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Out Of My Hat!

You get the feeling there's another half to this video, don't you?

Take THAT, Robot Overlords!

Mr. Atoz

This is a brief history of the universe and life on earth in 3:12 entirely in flipbook form. It was created by student Jamie Bell for an art class and didn't require any nude models despite Jamie insisting he needed them.

Dead Or Alive You're Coming With Me... Chicken.

NFL Presents: What If?

Super!

Bowled Over

Tequila? Unwise.

Thanks to being sucked into the vortex of an insane dwarf hellbent on splattering the world with its crazy, The Bodyguard Group was forced to issue a lengthy press release defending its credibility. This pretty much reads as basically every thing you've ever suspected about Tila coupled with the non-surprising fact that these poor bastards went through war zones and still couldn't tolerate her.

The Bodyguard Group Official Press Release

"For 43 years our Company The Bodyguard Group has never given an interview about any current or former client or written a letter such as in this instance, this is our first and ONLY press release, in fact 99% of our members work has NEVER been posted on our web site.

"However, at this juncture we felt it necessary to set the record straight about our dealings with Tila Tequila and her comments about us and the Hilton family and other Celebrities for the following reasons:

"Tila has serious self medication & emotional problems that we pray that she can get professional treatment and help with. The Bodyguard Group has tried a brief intervention with her once but failed to get through to her.

"As Combat Veterans we have seen our friends tragically die in combat before their time; Therefore we have a very high respect for life and for this reason we truly pray Tila can get help before it is too late.

"Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the types of self medication she was taking and many other things we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided could we could NOT perform any work for her, but we did try and help by explaining to her she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.

"When Tila told us she was broke and could not pay us, we gave her our services for free, we even arranged to take her to a high end jewelry & watch Pawn Shop so she could sell her extra rings and watches, to raise money for her family. We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner & head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.

"She gave our company her word, no press, no paparazzi while we were there to give her a ride, she lied to us and had the paparazzi waiting for us when we walked out.

"We do not ever accept being lied to by a client, even if we are not getting paid, so that ended our relationship with Tila Tequila.

"We were NEVER aware of Tila tweeting negative things about The Hiltons and other Celebrities, until yesterday, that is why we are releasing this information today.

The father of Tila's baby

"We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila's baby, Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.

"As for what Tila said that we said about Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities:

"The Hiltons have ALWAYS treated The Bodyguard Group members with 100% respect, every word Tila alleges that we have said about the Hilton's is 100% FALSE, Tila Tequila has been tweeting and saying we said negative things about Paris & Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities.

"We have NEVER said anything negative about Paris, Nikki or anyone else that our group has ever protected, met or known period.

"The fact is Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria, Conan O' Brien and hundreds of other Celebrities we have had any contact with have ALL been OUTSTANDING supporters of the U.S. Combat Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and we are grateful for their support.

All of these celebrities and more have been kind enough to have taken photos with our U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and have always treated our U.S. Veteran members extremely well, We will never forget your acts of kindness towards our members and friends."

Don't Ever Lego!

I always wanted one of those split-heart necklaces that you and your BFF were each supposed to wear half of, but I never got the chance. You see, I've never had a BFF. Or for that matter, even an F. Click for BFFs!

Bye, Bye.

Sigh.

Lorax!

Crying, Waiting... Mostly Crying, Really.

"The "11 stories of people crying in earnest", as the DVD's tag line states, include some that really don't seem so terrible but instead reflect the rigors of being an up & coming model in Japan's fiercely competitive "idol" culture:

* Marika, who was yelled at by her manager.

* Risa, who had been jilted by her boyfriend.

* Nana, who saw a bad picture of herself in a magazine.

* Shiho, who cried when her boyfriend said goodbye.

* Mai, who cried "touching the loneliness of the city"."

Wow, Japan... wow. You have officially crossed the line.

Port Man, Too!

You want a t-shirt with a giant AV panel on the back? Then you're in luck, because Threadless has them for $18 ($45 for a hoodie).

That Other Best Band You've Never Heard

Click.

Worth 1,000

So, we're told this is a picture of the internet:

Uh-huh. And where's the nudity?

Stenographers And Librarians

It's A (Chinese Finger) Trap!

The Best Band You've Never Heard

Become a fan!

Disturbing....

I'm not familiar with South Korean girl band Wonder Girls, but, to my credit, I stopped listening to new music in the 90's. But maybe you have. Regardless, this is a video of a bunch of stormtroopers dancing to their smash hit "Nobody..." and I think I speak for the entire Galactic Empire when I say, "WHAT THE F*** DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE DOING?"



I smell a round of Force-chokes coming on!

And So It Goes Away

Can't You Read The Signs?

Why I Otter....

Fair's Fair

The Legend Continues...

Birth Of A Legacy

Whose House? Mamet's House!

Throwback... Throw Up... Same Difference.

Remember when an amazing movie like E.T. would become a dismal video game like this that would end up largely buried in a New Mexico landfill?

Relive the days of horrible film-to-video-game adaptations with this gallery of modern films reduced to Atari-level game covers!

Hood

Pun-Colored Glasses

Want to view life as one long-ass episode of Mystery Science Theater? Who doesn't, amirite? Well now you can thanks to these Mystery Science Theater 3000 glasses! Unfortunately, you'll still have to provide your own witty banter.

Mama Said: "Knock You Out!"

At Last I Can Sleep!

Ever wondered what Disney princesses would look like dressed as their villains? WELL, WONDER NO MORE MY CARTOON-LOVING COMPADRES!

What If You Could have Stopped Him Then?

Lampoon Or Tribute?

Either way, Jay's an ass. Though, if he does wind up leaving NBC after all, it turns out he can make me laugh. Whoda' thunk?

Lead Balloons

From the age before color.

How zeppelins were made! And no, Page and Plant weren't involved. Go figure. Go know.

Underneath The Bunker

The man on the left is Professor Henry Markram. Based on this picture alone he's clearly a mad scientist. Don't believe me?

"Professor Henry Markram, a doctor-turned-computer engineer, announced that his team would create the world's first artificial conscious and intelligent mind by 2018.

"And that is exactly what he is doing.

"On the shore of Lake Geneva, this brilliant, eccentric scientist is building an artificial mind. A Swiss - it could only be Swiss - precision- engineered mind, made of silicon, gold and copper.

"The end result will be a creature, if we can call it that, which its maker believes within a decade may be able to think, feel and even fall in love."

Riiiiiiiiight. No big deal... what's the worse that could happen?

WWSMJD?

How Much More Dapper Can He Be?

None.

None more dapper.

Ohhhhhh, You French!

The Dude Abideth

Click the pic!

"O unrightful judge!
This forfeiture is set in iron law
As drawn by great authority of league.
One roll might well determine that our side
Advance to glory; or be instead retired
As moss upon a tree-stump, while the
Smoke Drifts out to glorious summer.
Canst thou hear
The call of robin redbreasts?
If robin shall Restore amends, we must serve justice
Here. Be I wrong?"

You Say "Potato."

Cleese? Thank You!

Death By Chocolate By Chocolateweapons.com

Yeah, so you can get a hollow gun for $25 or a solid one for $30. Alternatively, for $6 I'll beat you within an inch of your life with a Snickers bar.

Tequilabot, Nooooooooo!

Now are you convinced?



Given any opportunity, a robot will leave you for dead and go get drunk.

Not So Quiet

Let's Do The Time Warp Again!

Blue Moon

Can't Be Unseen!

Click.

Too Many Penguins

Vroooooom!

Let It Snooooooooooooooooow Men!

But It's Not Like Christmas At All....

Christmas!

Happy Life Day!

Yeah, I Don't Know Either.

Merry Christmas...

I don't wanna' fight tonight.

I Mean...

What the hell is that?

Thanks, Google Maps. I guess.

Meet The Meat Drink!

Super Sigh Me

I Am Mr. ED!

Boo.

So, remember that scene in Batman when Vicki throws water in the Joker's face and the flesh-colored makeup melts away, revealing the true, alabaster skin below?



What was my point?

That's... Ohhhhh, That's Not Right.

He sees you when you're sleeping, you know.

Not For The Weak-Minded

I... I Don't Even Know. Happy Xmas?

Christmas Bugs!

Foley Artists

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town - watch more funny videos

Cruel Shoes

What's Christmas Without A Little Cheese?

Oh! Henry!

The Gift of the Magi Indian Giver - From Cruel Shoes

by Steve Martin

Carolyn wanted so much to give Roger something nice for Christmas, but they didn’t have much money, and they had to spend every last cent on candy for the baby. She walked down the icy streets and peered into shop windows. “Roger is so proud of his shinbones. If only I could find some way to get money to buy shinbone polish.”

Just then, a sign caught her eye. “Cuticles bought and sold.” Many people had told Carolyn of her beautiful cuticles, and Roger was especially proud of them, but she thought, “This is the way I could buy Roger the shinbone polish!” And she rushed into the store.

Later at home, she waited anxiously as Roger came up the steps of their flat. He opened the door and wobbled over to the fireplace, suspiciously holding one arm behind his back.

“Merry Christmas!” they both said, almost simultaneously.

Roger spoke. “Hey, Nutsy, I got you a little something for Christmas.” “Me too,” said Carolyn, and they exchanged packages.

Carolyn hurriedly opened her package staring in disbelief. “Cuticle Frames?! But Roger, I sold my cuticles so I could afford to buy you some shinbone polish!”

Shinbone polish!” said Roger, “I sold my shinbones to buy you the cuticle frames!” Roger wobbled over to her.

“Well, I’ll be hog-tied,” said Carolyn.

“You will? Oh, boy!” said Roger.

And it turned out to be a great Christmas after all.

They're Singin' "Deck The Halls!"

Pa Rum Pum-Pum-Pum

Believe!

Amazing.

If You Build It...

He will come! And no way you get coal this year!

They Evolved

Click to zoomify!

Sometimes That's All It Really Takes....

Me? I Want A Hula Hoop!