Fiddle Me this.

As part of his bet with the Monopoly Man, Donald Trump isn’t allowed to voluntarily drop out of the race for the Republican nomination, but instead, has to do enough stupid, vitriolic shit that he becomes virtually unelectable. So when last week’s Sarah Palin endorsement somehow didn’t do the trick, even after personally encouraging her to say it’s Obama’s fault her son beat a woman, Donald Trump finally realized all logic and reason is out the window and switched to literally telling his supporters that he could murder someone right in front of their stupid, white faces, and they’d still vote for him. 

NBC News reports:

“Donald Trump said Saturday that his supporters are so loyal that he would not lose backers even if he were to shoot someone in the middle of downtown Manhattan. “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, okay, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay?” Trump said at a rally in Sioux Center, Iowa as the audience laughed. “It’s, like, incredible.””

The audience laughed?

They fucking laughed! Donald Trump literally told a crowd of Republican voters -to their faces- that he could murder someone in goddamn daylight, and they’d still be too stupid to not vote for him. What does he have to do to lose at this point? Campaign on free abortions at gay weddings while Mexican Muslims burn the 2nd amendment with a gun made of government cheese on top of a Nativity scene as Black Santas flood every shopping mall in America? Because I guarantee there’d still be enough assholes out there going, “Yeah, but he says it like it is.” SAYS WHAT LIKE WHAT IS? What is he saying that’s what it’s like? “I dunno. Stuff.”