Friday, April 24, 2009

Temple Of Logan

Okay, so look: I don't actually give a shit about the new Wolverine: Dress Patterns film opening soon, alright? Quit asking me about it.

But just look how X-treme this highly-sweetened cappuccino is at your local 7-11! It's probably the most X-treme "French vanilla energy boost" on the market. Way more X-treme than Candy Cane Cocoa, that's for sure. You hand one of these to Wolverine and, why, he can't even wait for it to cool! Luckily, his mutant healing factor quickly soothes his burnt tongue.

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