Wednesday, March 11, 2009

There's A Monster Near My Pants

What's a belt sword, you ask? The Belt Sword is a questionable sword hidden within a belt!

It was created to make dorks feel safe even though in a real-life situation they'd either forget they were wearing the thing or stab themselves trying to get it out. Also, they look suspiciously like aluminum-foil wrapped cardboard... which science tells us may serve no useful purpose whatsoever.

The belt with 24" and 27" swords costs $150. $210 if you want five swords (24", 27", 29", 31", and 33"). Wanna' see it in action? Or, do you want to see a topless girl? Good news! Click here for both!

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